4 Foods That Betray You When You've Got A Beard
This classic, easy food stuff is a lunch staple. Regular people don't know how good they've got it, not having to be scared of soup. It's lunch time, they're in the office and are a bit peckish, so whip out their Thermos of chicken noodle and whack it in the microwave, eating it at their desk whilst browsing Facebook. Beardsmen on the other hand have to treat soup with the upmost respect. Even when we do, it still repays us by dripping off the spoon and down your chin. Wipe it off with a tissue all you want, but unless you drink it with a straw, you need to go home and shampoo your beard.
The final worst culprit of setting up camp in your beard is anything covered in BBQ sauce, which just happens to be mostly the best foodstuffs: chicken wings, ribs, steak. That's a big trio of food to give up if you decide to go cold turkey on BBQ. Sometimes you might change your mind as the allure of that beautiful sauce becomes too much, but it rarely pays off: before you know it your beard is sticking to your face and you need to shower instantly.
Thankfully, we've got your back. We've made a shampoo that's specifically formulated for beards: no harsh soaps, no parabens, no MIT. Just gentle cleansing. So you can drink all the beer and eat all the soup, ice cream and BBQ sauce you like, because you know you can clean it all out of your beard without stripping it of its softness. You're welcome!